who took drugs at the beach, drowned titanically, reformed a gang in new york, and is also much better with cream than with foam?

Leonardo di Cappucino

who is an old SABC sports presenter who also forms a layer between your foot and your shoe?

Martin Sock

what is the night of the 31st of December known as, but is also Mr. Hofmeyer's first name?

New Year's Steve

who was a gifted equestrian (played by Robert Redford, I think) and also had a croaky voice?

The Hoarse Whisperer

which rapper begs for an enchore but is also a homosexual?

Gay Z

which redhead SA medium/fast bowler speaks a lot of crap?

Shaun Bollocks

(sorry nic, Sandra Bollocks is still funnier)

which offshoot of Hinduism has to shave three times a day?

Hairy Krishna

which iconic old school black singer became a symbol of feminist extremism?

Lionel Bitchy

what is Bill Cosby's character's name in the Cosby show, and is also disgusting?

Miff Huxtable

the most famous reggae singer had a band that never succeeded...

Bob Marley and the Failers

Dave Grohl started a band inspired by Jack Black's invention in the movie "Envy"...

Poo Fighters

what is arguably the most influential country in the world and also a bunch of Australians?

The United Mates of America

which famous Australian actor was the Gladiator and is also every gangster's job description?

Hustle Crowe

who was an unwitting hero of star wars?

Fluke Skywalker

who is a comic genius and a writing utensil?

Pen Stiller

who is a famous island survivor with a best friend called Friday, and also a famous Van Morrison song?

Mrs. Robinson Crusoe

who is a huge cutting edge metal band with a gay, eccentric lead singer, and also a large puddle?

Pool

which metal band wrote "Spiders" and "Chop Suey" and are also a naming word?

System of a Noun

Zack de La Rocha fronted this band, who also happened to be very old...

Age Against The Machine

who was an eccentric green character played by Jim Carrey and is also a question?

The Ask

which musician is dubbed "the king" and is also the founder of the Methodist movement? (co-incidentally also a musician)

Elvis Wesley

damnit, I'll never beat adolf highlighter...

who is the self-proclaimed antichrist superstar and is also a boy-band?

Marilyn Hanson

who is the self-proclaimed antichrist superstar and also acted in the Fugitive?

Harrison Manson

Who is Luke Skywalker's sister and also a metal band?

Princess Slayer

Suddenly I've had a flashback of a session paul, morgan and I had in which we incorporated the word "zef" into band names, sparked by the classic Megazef. Some others were:

Zeftones
Led Zeffelin
Zef Leppard
Radiozef

etc. etc. of course, after all the good ones were taken (I definitely didn't remember the best ones now) it did get a bit ridiculous...

which "Friends" actress divorced Brad Pitt but never complained of headaches?

Jennifer Aspirin

who hash the shame thick Scottish akshent in every movie he plays in and is also seafood?

Prawn Connery

who raids tombs and clears her throat in the past tense?

Lara Coughed

who completed all the Rocky movies in complete isolation?

Sylvester Alone

who is a genius?

nic P

who is a mighty confused rapper and also an undergarment for your torso?

Kanye Vest

who played Legolas and is also a symbol of despair and depression?

Orlando Gloom