what is the night of the 31st of December known as, but is also Mr. Hofmeyer's first name?

New Year's Steve

who was a gifted equestrian (played by Robert Redford, I think) and also had a croaky voice?

The Hoarse Whisperer

which rapper begs for an enchore but is also a homosexual?

Gay Z

which redhead SA medium/fast bowler speaks a lot of crap?

Shaun Bollocks

(sorry nic, Sandra Bollocks is still funnier)

which offshoot of Hinduism has to shave three times a day?

Hairy Krishna

which iconic old school black singer became a symbol of feminist extremism?

Lionel Bitchy

what is Bill Cosby's character's name in the Cosby show, and is also disgusting?

Miff Huxtable

the most famous reggae singer had a band that never succeeded...

Bob Marley and the Failers

Dave Grohl started a band inspired by Jack Black's invention in the movie "Envy"...

Poo Fighters

what is arguably the most influential country in the world and also a bunch of Australians?

The United Mates of America

which famous Australian actor was the Gladiator and is also every gangster's job description?

Hustle Crowe